if you are not one you will not want to be associated with one or go to places/school or anywhere else with one.
If you are one you will be so sucked into the townie subculture you will think the 'different' are evil.
real townies have warped minds, they evolved from rats basically. To put it bluntly, you wouldn't want to bump into a townie in a dark alley.
key words/things to look out for:
burberry, von dutch, vicky pollard, year 7&8&9&10&11 kids soiled in make-up and bling, clubland cd's, cigarettes, wkd, 'whatevar' 'biatch' 'schlag' 'omg feck aff'
sounds like: when you have a sweet in your mouth, don't say the end of words. so if it was walking it would be walkin'
for their ears: blazin squad, khia, dj sammy, any trancy music. look out for music with no instruments.
piercings: ears, nose
sex status: washed-up
exsist in: hundreds and thousands
two townie girls at the beach pass two non-townie boys.
girl:omg look at tha minga'
girl 2: e's a goffik!!!
girl: UH lets chopse 'im
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