this thing in front of me with dried up coffee.
this is me and im all like - "im drinkin' this coffee like a mug.
and like there's this other guy i know and he's all like-
"don't you mean youre drinking coffee out of a mug".
and then i reply -"nigga you iz not hip wit da slang terms, i best bust several caps in yo' ass".
then the cops come and arrest me because you can't theaten people like that, and its a federal offense. so i do 30 hours of community service. which sucked tremendously.
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