A penis big enough to rip a woman into 14 pieces.
1. Please step back your poking me with your megahog.
2. Oh daddy your megahog tastes so good.
3. Put your megahog away, it's scaring the children.
4. What's wrong with your leg? Wait a minute... that's not your leg... it's your megahog!
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