After masturbating into rolled up toilet paper, the TP that remains stuck to the tip of one's penis upon waking the next morning.
Yo this B wasn't puttin' out last nite so i went in the b-room for a jkoff festival. I blew the sexy in some Charmin and woke up the next morning with Teeps all over my ding dong.
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