Southwestern european country, the meddler boys in the neighbourhood
As a spaniard i have to say, in ten points
1- We're not mexican or south american, ¿how the fuck you pretend we've discovered america if we are supposed to be there already?
2- Yes, we used to be a fascist country, but i can tell we're ashamed (and i remind that our fascist leader couldn't have survived without Mr Eisenhower and Mr Nixon support)
3- Our political leaders (both presidents and opposition leaders) are EXTREMELY dumb, funny if don't take'em seriously
4- Spaniards usually speaks bad about Spain, but we're patriotic in a very particular way.
5- Americans (i don't know why) are obsessed with Barcelona...hey guys! try the Northwest! (Madrid is cool too)
6- It's really difficult to hold all the spanish thing in an only stereotype, but we know you do anyway
7- In a political way, both Nationalist and Fascists are really obnoxious boneheads, it's a common feeling
8- Spaniards dislikes frenchs, and portuguese, and politics, and that thing you foreigners use instead of olive oil when cooking, and goin' work, and tax offices, and bullfighting (really) and flamenco (except if you're Andalusian), and anything in any time.
9- Spaniards likes coffee, soccer, beer, foreign cinema, watchin TV, eating a lot, sleep, party, relax, having fun and complaining about whatever
10- and, for the last, THAT'S THE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THE EU WHERE PEOPLE WORKS MOST AND GETS PAID LESS
Hope that helps all you
Foreigner- Where u from?
>>>Option 1- *Kick his balls*
>>>Option 2- *Suck his cock*
>>>Note- We don't like get people indifferent, dudes
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