The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
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