A small backwoods town in Jawjah, mainly populated by rednecks and white trash.
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers
12,000 (and breeding)
Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies
What the hell is wrong with people in Monticello?
Prices shown in USD.
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