A cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has sex with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.
cowboys wife: What were you doin to that goat out there?
cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.
cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch
cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?
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