When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
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