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This is the procrastinatory action one does after realizing that others have already discovered and defined both qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp. This act is also known to be associated with deep feelings of heterospeceality, pent up frustration due to under-masturbation, loss of feeling in hands due to over-ejaculation, and being lonely in a small city with no friends and alot of work to do but no beer in the fridge to take your mind off things.
As I was masturbating for the 16th time that sunny Monday morning, my numb left hand proceeded to tap the letter w on my computer which resulted in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's all over the screen, as well as a load of jizz, so instead of going to class like I had originally planned, I started making this definition.
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af bumscrubber 22. september 2009
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