To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.
#wilford brimley #jizz mustache #cum lip #thick jizz-stache #oral sex #fellatio #sticky upper lip
af Big SHug 7. november 2007
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a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.
wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?
#wilford #brimley #liberty #medical #diabetes
af OneBetter 21. maj 2006
He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
#wilford brimley #liberty mutual #diabetes commercial #diabetes testing supplies #diabetus #high blood sugar #skype prank call #duncan construction #frank garrett #springfield pervert #soundboard prank
af Styxhexenhammer 1. januar 2010
a root beer soda with cherry flavoring
"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."
#root beer #soda #diabetes #mustache #cherry
af ulovetoast 5. december 2011
V. To ejaculate into or otherwise insert semen into the insulin pump of your romantic or sexual partner.

N. The act of performing a Wilford Brimley.
When hooking up with my friend's cousin after the game, she asked me to give her the Wilford Brimley.
#insulin pump #respect #semen #diabetes #cousin
af Chadrock Sexington 5. april 2010
to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
#alabama hot pocket #space docking #danny glover #strawberry shortcake #rusty trombone
af erik f. neumann 27. december 2007
When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.
A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.
af Eric 31. juli 2003
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