war is a small minded big outcome game of BULLSHIT! this usually happens when an american president is owed money by a leader of another country. the man won't pay up, so the president then proceeds to frame the middle east for a series of attacks(aka 9/11), generating support from the american citizens. if the self creating attacks aren't enough "proof" of "need" to go to war, there is what we call a draft.
George Bush: Bin Laden, you owe me a handful of money. pay up!

Bin Laden: No George Bush. Spawn a war in your own country, and i guarantee you'll generate more money than you can shake a stick at!
af letmetellyou 16. marts 2008
A fun activity joined by all human fools around the world. It is time to time (actually all the time) large-scale, but also practiced as a mini-series. We call it "domestic-violence" :D :D

Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"
Did you know that no other species other than humanity practices war? I guess you can say the battle between black and red ants is war, but without blowing shit up.

Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.
af idonthavaname 13. juni 2007
The complete breakdown of human civilisation.
war, the language of the inarticulate
af ashteroid 7. maj 2007
president bushe's way to saying to a country your wrong
osama bin ladin: i think your country is stupid and does things the wrong way

bush:i declare war on your country
af y the hell would i tell u 27. marts 2005
sorry, i gotta argue the com9ing in on the last year thing. WRONG WAR, RETARD!
that guy is so stupid, damn nazi
af BOB 29. april 2003
The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).
Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!
af George 28. juni 2004
what the U.S should declare on France
We should blow up France
af jacob 27. oktober 2003

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