west bank of New Orleans, LA
My friend Mark lives on the Wank
af fitz07joe 13. december 2010
This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.
Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd
af Manbungoed 22. august 2010
1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation
abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever
af lucas bolton 6. april 2006
What you do when no one is home.
No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.
af fuck me slut 5. november 2013
the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.
Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.
af Flu Z 14. oktober 2010
To masturbate rigorously to eventually force ejaculation.

Its first known use was by Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice:
Sir William Lucas: Oh, Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? - Mr. Darcy, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. Please don't suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner.

Mr. Darcy: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet: Thank you, but excuse me, I am not inclined to dance.

Mr Darcy: Miss Bennet, please then do me the honour of walking you to the study, allowing me to wank over your shadow and to cast jism all over your tits.

Elizabeth Bennet: Mr Darcy, that is a most favourable suggestion!
af SirWankerLot 31. august 2010
The act of wanking.
If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.
af Marissa Babazadeh 19. juni 2008

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