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WALLACE : verb (to WALLACE, Wallaced, Wallacing)

ON THE RIVER Wallace takes three forms:

1) Upwards Wallace - where the boat is flipped and dumps the entire crew (rafting)

2) Downward Wallace - where the swimmer(s) take an especially nasty deep swim (rafting)

3) Baby Wallace - A dirtbag lost his or her seat, paddle, or maybe a custy or two (rafting)

kayakers and C-1ers are Wallaced when they get worked in a hole, run over by a rubber pusher, get an epic beat down, and of course anytime they swim.

Dirtbags are well known by their frequent slapping of beers and other precious articles (such as paperwork) from each other's hands. They take the same form as on the river, Downward: off the feet. Upward: off the face. The Baby Wallace is a slight bump of the arm that results in slight spillage, kind of like a warning shot... "Hey Dirtbag, pay attention!" with the added caveat that one must properly declare the Wallace by yelling "Wallace" during the act. (IF YOU DON'T DECLARE WALLACE WHILE BEGINNING THE ACT, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND SUBJECT TO A PUNCH IN THE NOSE!)
And no crying or getting angry watching your Wallaced drink soak into the earth! Grab it and pound it out!!!
NOTE: highly frowned upon to WALLACE a full beverage. Large stack of paperwork... BONUS POINTS

WALLACE may also be used in lieu of the word BURN!, in it's declarative form.
Hey - Watch that kook get Wallaced in that hole!
af FartyTheShark 13. januar 2015
1. n - the most awesome place in the world. aka center of the universe.

wallace road, not to be confused with wallace street.

2. v- the act of doing the most awesome thing in the world, be it on wallace, queen ann, or any other acceptable location
lets go to wallace

lets go wallace
af Marc Mike 22. november 2009
1. The act of having sex outside, much like William Wallace enjoyed doing
1. I just Wallaced some broad in the parking lot
2. Sorry I am late, I was busy Wallacing your mom
3. Hello Miss, would you like to go outside and Wallace?
af Timbo Slice 504 9. september 2011
Hitting someone when they are acting out of line. Someone receiving a Wallace is being Wallaced and the one Wallacing is the Wallacer.
Man i am going to Wallace you
af rex griffin 9. december 2010
a place where fuckin G's roll you fuck with them you get your shit torn and any spade that talks shit will be delt with by the true gangsters of WAHI!!
wallace is for badasses
af droos25 12. maj 2009
Located in the Silver Valley. Deemed Center of the Universe. Tourist attraction. Nestled by Dante's Peak. Has the biggest organized party, Gyro Days. A bar on every corner and red cups in between. A place where the women are loose and the men are dirty.
I'm from Wallace where prostition was legal until 1989.
af Smalltown girl 9. august 2008
The Pussy licker,pussy licking wallace A real ladies man!Hey girlfriend! you get wallaced last night?Fuck yeh! Doesnt lick pussy for minutes or even hours,but for days!wallace was down there for days!wallace made me forget my own last name! He sucked my pussy till my head caved in!Girfriend one:i think i got wallaced last night!Girlfriend two: how can you tell?Girfriend one: I dont remember your name,my name,or anyone elses name!Girlfriend two: yeh! you got wallaced!wallace not to be confused with fucking wallace,thats a different wallace. Fucking Wallace,all the girls love Wallace,they won't go out with him,he's a nice guy,but he can lick my pussy,Ok if you make me cum one more time Wallace I'll fuck you till your head caves in Bad Wallace,no one knows what Wallace does for a living,I mean he has a nice truck and lots of money? But he's never at work,what does Wallace do? Lick pussy all day?Wallace has the coolest friends.Wallace seems to know everybody! Wallace is quiet and shy but give him a few drinks and he can really dance! Wind up Wallace and watch him go!if you find A Wallace don't let him go! There isn't many guys like Wallace.whatever you do don't piss off Wallace! Wallace will grow cold in seconds if you piss him off! No more pussy licking! Wallace is just gone! WTF Wallace! I was only kidding!
pussy, wallace ladies
af pussylickinwallace 27. oktober 2013

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