Top Definition
ute
utility vehicle, Australian origin
Chuck some bales on the ute!
af Candace Griffiths 6. juni 2006
Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.

'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.
'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything'
'This party is utes, there's no one here'
af fustguy 13. juni 2014
ute
Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.
Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.
af Jake in NYC 11. januar 2006
The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.
The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.
af Lins72 10. juli 2009
Ute
To be a graduate or affiliated with University of Utah academics or athletic teams. To be "A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir, Will be 'til I die" Man meaning a woman or a man.

To be part of The U, the ONLY REAL U, not that Miami bull shit.
The Ute's just whooped BYU's ass!!

I'm a Ute and will be for life!!
af Ood Dawg 28. november 2010
1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports

2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University

3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.

Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"

"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."

"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
af Hius Enauk 4. april 2005
UTE
This is the only Bar in Quito - Ecuador that used to have a College in it. However, since it moved to another Av. it became a College with nice people who ALWAYS find where to Hang Out, Drink, Party....
UTE students are so alcoholic LOL
af Poke2000 30. januar 2009

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