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1.
To hit/kick something (usually a ball) hard, especially in sport, e.g. football, pool. Not really for use in fight situations, e.g. you cant say "Twont that dude in the face"
Related to the word twat, e.g. to twat a ball
In playing pool - "Just twont it"
In playing football - "Just twont it"
In playing rugby - "Twont the motherfucking ball you cunting fuck nut" etc
af Honky Cracka 18. august 2006
 
2.
Someone who refuses to use Twitter, on account of it being for twats.
Helen Twon't, on account of not being rubbish.
af nothelen 20. marts 2010
 
3.
a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it
*looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine*
nah, 'twon't work
af Sarah Bronson 16. marts 2007