Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
af JohnSheffield 16. april 2007
A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.
Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation
af BIRD&TEDY 2. marts 2011
Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd
that kid is such a teddy
af holasomeeng17 20. november 2010
a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy
af gabby lomagi 3. oktober 2010
Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag
Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy
af urbandickted22 11. januar 2010
giving a female head
im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy
af GirlWhoWantsTeddy 8. august 2009
1. Slang in some parts of Northern Wisconsin meaning "raging homosexual".

2. Young Man who is often referred to as "stingy".
God that kid is such a teddy lookin' fool
af G00n$quaD 9. juli 2009

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