any of numerous small rodents (as of the genus Mus) with pointed snout, rather small ears, elongated body, and slender tail.
guy 1: OMG, that little rodent just ate my cheese!
guy 2: It's okay! It's stefan!
af kwameromeo#niguhhlove 5. august 2011
Stefan is code for queer being. The biggest fucking skeeve on the planet. Stefans are total momma's boys and tend to cry after they have sex. Stefan's are total tools and often lack length on their own tool. Stefan's have weird hair, are fat, and have ugly faces. Stefan is short for Stefanie, enough said!
Boy: My girls having a boy!!! What should we name him?

Boy: IDK man just don't name him STEFAN!!! Stefan's are tools.
af StefyYes! 22. november 2011
1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.

2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.

4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.

5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.

Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
af nondingo 26. marts 2013
-someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker
-not to be confused with douche
-used as a nicer term than douchebag, almost a term of endearment
-synonymous for douchebag in Columbus, Ohio
Did you say that outfit? Dude looks like a Stefan.
af stormeh33 11. oktober 2014
1. overly broody, whiny, mopey
person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it
af delena-is-happening 5. december 2012
a boy who derps a lot (see derp)

thinks he gots swag
doesnt where underwear
can't count to ten
why is he alive?
well a big dick nonetheless
"Yeoooo I have no friends, my name is obviously Stefan"
af twatellum 16. januar 2012
Are men who are very cool, and who are italian. Stefans are always known as "Togo"s to many many people. They lurk the internet and discipline bad moderators, under the command of a Steet, who are French.

They tend to be friendly and random. Do YOU have a Togo?
Person 1 : Hey Togo!

Person 2 : Togo's here???

Person 1 : Yes!! YAY.

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Typical reaction of BSers (from Baltosource) in the presence of a Stefans.
af Sushiroll_wolfling 14. april 2010

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