STD
STD(struggles to go down on)

the name given to someone who struggles to go down on things.
Emily Mahony: i cant go down on these things (while going down a welsh mountain)

Man: hey mate how was that prostitute last night?
Mate: she was a right STD, couldnt go down on me properly with her wide vagina.
#sex #wales #std #sti #disease
af izzit-me 26. juni 2010
STD
Smirnoff Triple Distilled
"Hey, I just got a fifth of STD. We're 'bout to get our drink on tonight."
#alcohol #smirnoff #vodka #fifth #bottle #drinks
af itsyurgirl 8. maj 2010
STD
Super Tasty Doughnuts

anykind of good doughnut
Dan:Man krispy Kreme has STD's
#super #doughtnuts #taste #krispy #kreme
af Vexed Wolf 24. marts 2010
STD
used to describe a guy's penis.

Super Tiny Dick
Cherly: hey how was your night with James?
Cherry: i left, he had a STD.

Cherly: haha that poor man. *laughs*
#std #dick #sex #small #tiny #penis
af Le Donut 23. marts 2010
'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.
#sex #std #pregnancy #baby #aids #chlamydia #etc
af Hate Me To Be Me =] 6. marts 2010
STD
Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.
I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.
#acronym #sexually transmitted disease #horny #condom #dental dam #clinic #hiv/aids #herpes #hepatitis
af wishIwasAdocter 26. januar 2010
Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
#disease #sex #venereal disease #aids #gonorrhea #syphilis
af ewry 5. januar 2010
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