(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
af Logical Dash 7. juni 2006
The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.
Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."
af PolarBearKorean 29. juli 2011
a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat
"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"
af Les973 13. februar 2006
5 out of 7 statistics are made up
Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!
af Makin'Bacon 7. marts 2009
A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"
af MSc Ed Res 25. januar 2016
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