Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.
If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?
af Dr. Spaghetti 21. september 2010