Top Definition
taking a shit in someones mouth and having them eat it
I love getting a big load of skat in my mouth its so good.
af skat eater 20. september 2003
The past-tense form of the word skit.
Last night, I skat all over her face.
af Caitlin Perry 2. november 2006

A Boat

German card game

Bulgarian TV Channel

Skat River - River in Bulgaria

Danish Tax Office


Someone who recieves sexual gratification from faeces

Danish:- literally "treasure" (or "tax"), but a common term of endearment similar to "honey" or "my pet".
'G'morgen skat' 'Jeg elsker dig, skat'
af Liasha 12. november 2008
to run really fast, its usually associated with Track runners at Black Schools
T.J.- wow is that girl from Satellite skats?
Vanessa- what?
T.J.- ya know, is she fast?
Vanessa- Oh! fo sho, LaShawn is definetely skats.
af Vanessa M! 4. april 2008
The act of leaving immediately after an unexpected cue. Used in the form of "hit the skats" or "skats will be hit". Another word for bounce.
"Davaris ran up on David at the mall, so David hit the skats and got out of there."
af jay22max 7. august 2008
Taking a steamy shit on someone chest, or in their mouth for pleasure. And if the moment calls for it, making them eat it.
Not into super extreme life styles/bedroom styles(skat, fisting, public demonstrations, expiditions, water sports)
af Rettags 25. januar 2007
1. the sexual fetish of having someone defecate into ones mouth

2. slang word referring to act of leaving an area immediately

3. a card game for three players

4. a Scottish slang word referring to a beer

5. an A capella voice optical one sings with their own expressed rhythm
"I don't want to talk about poop because they're going to think I'm interested in skat, and I'm not!"
af Gianna Da Vinci 2. februar 2011

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