Top Definition
The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.
af Bozzltov 5. oktober 2008
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Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"
Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.
af hired_geeks_tbone 22. april 2009
The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
af mrmcpowned 19. januar 2011
Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
af V-Image 24. januar 2012

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