A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.
Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.
af Johnny 18. september 2003
A place where people who like to learn are beaten into submission by thug-like jocks who think "algebra and geometry is useless" and then talk about how "lucky" I am at high school reunions to have a hot wife, cool cars and more than six times the median family income.
af Your mom scrubs my floors 29. juli 2003
A place that everyone hates while they're there...and looks back with nostalgia when they realise how **** their job is.
"Those were the days..."
Above quote = wrong.
The school teachers had canes, Were even more uninventive than today, Needed fewer qualifications to become teachers etcetcetc...
af D.iode 31. maj 2003
The shittiest shit in the entire shitty world.
I went to school today and my friend quamphed into my teacher's face.
af SmartTart39 2. juni 2015
Welcome to school!

I'm in hell..
af Truesh*t 10. maj 2015
a fucking place where you get handed homework crap, earn friends (after a few years they'll become your nemesis) and respect (if you r the most popular kid and u mess up on something, you're screwed), learn useless shit, and get a dick-sucking girlfriend
Boy: Hey, wanna skip school tomorrow?
Girl: fuck me, bitch
af IMAGINATION 27. februar 2015
Six Crule Hours Of Our Lives
I hate that we have to go to school
af Ultimate_derppyyyyyyyyyy 16. februar 2015

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