Top Definition
A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.
That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!
af hustlerballer 13. april 2006
Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
af saltiney 31. januar 2011
A very angry white person
I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.
af Ravagestar 12. marts 2015
The of cuming and then drying it with a blow dryer, cutting it into the shape of a cracker, adding salt on top of it and then having a random girl eat it.
Wow dude check it out that girl just swallowed that saltine whole.
af A.E.P. time three 13. april 2011
a white person, mostly used towards females
That saltine suuuure has a Caddy trunk.
af FoxyRoxy 22. april 2005
Dry and gross.
"I like saltines."
"EW! Saltines are dry and gross! It's, like, their definition! Saltines = dry and gross! Look it up!"
af miranda f 8. oktober 2008
Short for saltine crackwhore. A play on the words saltine crackER. A decreet way to describe a girl as a crackwhore to a friend while near her without her knowing what you mean. Also can be used in plurel to describe a group of crackwhores. Saltines.
You and a friend are in line at the movies and a girl you think looks like a crackwhore is in line in front of you. You simply look to your friend and ask "Saltine?". If he agrees he simply replies in a agreeing tone "Saltine!".
She has no idea what was even said about her. She might offer you a cracker though if she has some thinking you are hungry.
af BTLinKY 19. juli 2006

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