Top Definition
An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
af Chonky 3. juni 2007
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10 Words related to poner
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
af Colgatepony 31. august 2011
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
af bakenshake 1. maj 2010
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
af Jesus Christ SAN 4. december 2009
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
af Organ Grinder 29. februar 2012
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
af pbsbrockton 3. september 2011
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
af HoboAC 8. februar 2008

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