(noun.) someone who dresses an behaves properly. someone with self-respect, who wakes up every morning well aware of what occured the night before, and never finds himself ashamed of the events he may have taken part in the previous night. This man is the polar opposite of a bro.
orb
guy#1: dude you looked so fresh at the party last night, and volunteering to be the designated driver... totally orb of you.

guy#2: yeah dude once again you looked like a jackass.

guy#1: really? oh man i was so totally schwasted last night!
af the urbster 16. september 2010
Oxygen robbing barsted
Your an orb
af Ali Baba Warsaw 8. september 2012
This is someone you would consider the perfect dude. The definition of a true bro. Athletic, Sexy, Cunning, Smart, Classy, Goodlooking, Ladies-man, Gentleman, Awesome, Eccentric, Erotic.

ORB! ORB! ORB! ORB! ORB! ORB! ORB! ORB!
Will: Is that ORB?!?! I want to be just like orb.
Adam: Why yes, yes it is! ORB! ORB! ORB! ORB
af gulllaker12 18. november 2010
Orb.

Spherical colored glass or polished brass lawn decoration product popular among suburban dwellers with too much time on their hands. Often used in conjunction with an equally ill conceived lawn pedestal. Due to their globe shape and typical poor mounting on the cheap pedestals, these orbs will often roll into a neighbors yard when blown by a strong wind.

1) "what the fuck....could you pick up your stupid orb?"

2) "their orb stayed there for like six months until I kicked it under a bush"
af johnny speed rocket 8. oktober 2007
1 : any large red spherical cranium
2 : any individual posessing a large red spherical cranium
3 archaic : something circular : CIRCLE, ORBIT
Quit micromanaging me you stupid jerk orb.
af Hugh J. Orb 29. april 2003
Someone who possesses the qualities opposite that of a common "bro." Characteristics include putting one's girlfriend first, failing to fulfill the duties of a wingman, and having a general respect for others and society.
Steven: Dude, Drew hasn't slept here in nine nights because he's with his girlfriend.
Brandon: What an orb.
af Brandon Brauer 30. august 2008
Obvious Reason Boner. Opposite of NRB (No Reason Boner). When one has a boner, and there is an obvious reason present for said boner. I.E: Getting a lap dance at a strip club, holding hands with a girl for the first time, watching a sex scene in a movie or watching horse races.
Wade: "Uhhhhh h-h-hi Zooey Deschanel, n-n-n-nice to meet you!"
Zooey: "Nice to meet you too, Wade. By the way, nice ORB."
af fluffnubs 27. januar 2012

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