Top Definition
OMS
Means "On My Soul" as in putting something on your life. kinda like a Sacrifice
"People better stop playin wit me OMS."

"OMS she a fuckin Lame."

"Thats crazy Oms!"

"OMS that was funny af."
af RealAsTheyCome 4. januar 2012
oms
Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
af drbroccoli 18. november 2006
oms
oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is fuckin bad ass son

so are atheists. oms
af hiphophead293847 26. august 2009
OMS
Oh my shit! Holy crap!
Person: "I'm stupid"
Guy: "OMS!!"
af Mbleh 16. oktober 2007
OMS
Oh My Swag.
OMS, I just made 100 dollars.
af iABeezy 26. januar 2011
OMS
OMS: Old Man Strength

The supernatural ability of old men to complete impossible tasks and make young "whippersnappers" and "damn teenagers" look like pathetic wusses.

OMS grows in direct proportion to how
much he just-doesn't-care-anymore. The less an Old Man has to lose,
the further he can throw you. Subsequently, the older the better.
Remember when Robin Ventura (age 25) charged the mound on Nolan Ryan (age 46)? The next thing you know, Ryan has Ventura in a headlock, beating his face in. Yeah. OMS. Need I say more?

Other Notables include: anyone who served in World War 2, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Grandpa Gustafson
af bettis 12. maj 2009
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