The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
af BadassFucker!! 6. marts 2016
Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
af Princess fluffy butt 3. marts 2016
Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
af Robojoe 26. januar 2016
One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
af Captain Lieutenant 29. november 2015
The incorrect spelling of "mum".
Kid: ur mom is fat lol nobody lieks u so shut up faget
Other kid: Learn how to spell, idiot. Your mum must've been banged by a rock to produce something as dumb and retarded as you.
#mum #mom #spelling #american #english
af Fag-o-tron 17. april 2015
The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign
#dad #sister #brother #grandma #grandpa
af gra gra 13. oktober 2014
Word used to answer any question or exit any unwanted/unneeded conversation in a humorous way.
Hey, what are you doing in ther.. "MOM!"
af Maplemafia 16. november 2015
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