MM
Morning masturbation...the process of waking up and shooting of a knuckle baby
Ted: hey jim wake up, we gotta meet the guys for breakfast
Jim: go ahead with out me, im gonna get some MM in before i leave.
Ted: this time dont get it on the wall
af DR. McBridealshower 5. april 2010
mm
Money match. Usually a test of skill against another person, this forces each player to be more serious about competing against each other once money is on the line.

Generally used as a way to keep old hobbies alive and exciting, to get a simple rush out of gambling, and to compete on the highest level of skill each person is capable of.

Boy: Fuck, bball is boring now..
Boy2: MM 10$?
Boy: You're on.
af Kim Humongous Nguyen 18. november 2008
mm
Romanian abbreviation for word "mortii matii" which is an insult.
-Muie
-Pleaca in mm
af trc 29. februar 2008
MM
A very tight lie in golf, or a tight gap to get the ball through. This is not easy to play from.
Boy, that is an MM lie.

There is an MM gap he has to negotiate the ball through.
af my name is yakubu! 8. februar 2007
mm
see 'mm'

Doubling the "m", or emphasizing "mm", in words gives a stronger (and often more evil) meaning to them.
"Mmake mmy day, mmofo!"

"BuMMer! I forgot to coMMent!"
af Mefisto Monster 31. marts 2005
mm
Medicinal Marijuana.
It's the good stuff.
af Matt 1. september 2004
mm
Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry meet"...
Me: mm...
You: mm!
Me: how are you?
You: I'm fine thanks.
af Ette 1. juli 2003

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