Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"
Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"
Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"