No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!

A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
*while on a subway*

Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!

Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
af Fruitfly 19. juli 2012
Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.
Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?
af Anonymous 30. juli 2003
Gay, with a hint of straight.
My mom told me that she loves the way my boyfriend dresses ans think that he is gay. I told her no but he might me metrosexual
af Vinny Jay 24. august 2014
A male individual that usually has more feminine qualities, is concerned what they look and dress like, and usually obsessed with gaining weight. Metrosexuals can usually be found at a restaurant eating only organic food choices and salads. Meat is a rare choice on a menu for a metrosexual rather prefer wild salmon. A metrosexual would be found going on shopping runs during their 30 minute office lunch instead of hanging out with the men discussing sports. They call themselved the ADONIS because they are not quite sure of what they really want...He might be gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference
the metrosexual in a casual office atmosphere that dresses up in a suit wearing a pin on his lapel, while others are dressed in jeans 5 days a week. This individual in concerned about his butt looking too big in a pair of pants and always worried what his girfriends will think....
af figs99 19. november 2013
One whom has sex with trains, locomotives, or other forms of railed transportation.
I always knew Roy was a metrosexual." "R-R-Roy likes to have sex with trains!?
af SilverPrime 8. juni 2010
Often abbreviated to 'Metro, the most simple way to define 'Metrosexual' is: a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side and tends to prefer activities that are typically reserved for women or more flamboyant homosexuals. He is also frequently mistaken as being gay. Basically, to sum it up, it is the male equivalent of a 'Tomboy'.

(e.g., enjoys shopping, takes extra care of appearance & is more fashion-forward, spends more time on personal hygiene/grooming habits and would rather a glass of wine versus a pint of beer)
''When I first met Thomas while shopping at the mall, I thought he was gay. I found out he was just Metrosexual though after he asked me out on a date.''
af missMURDA 24. august 2014
If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
af Anonymously obvious suspect 31. januar 2014

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