a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.
Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
af skankyk 26. april 2011
An American.
I'm afraid of merkins.
af U-Tard 30. december 2008
A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.
Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.
af Huh? 4. december 2003
Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
af mandingoe 19. april 2004
a group of guinea pigs
there goes a merkin of guinea pigs
af kloppers 3. marts 2007
A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.
Set us that merkin, will you?
af DrummerJonny 12. august 2007
A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
af SWEETIEPIE 25. april 2005

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