2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
to open ones fire hose
or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,
or again feelin ur
guys: dick aka cock
in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)
i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee
p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."