Disgusting fatty substance

Used for cooking
Can lead to obesity if overused

Can also be a last name of numerous wildly unattractive douchebags

Said douchebags usually are unable to hold an erection with a female and resemble malnourished sickly prison camp survivors

Usually think they are far superior and need put in their place

Prefer video games over people
I used so much lard when I made that dish today you'll probably gain five pounds.

Oh you mean elliot lard. I saw him on YouTube once. Gross
af Twistedtee 20. oktober 2015
A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!
"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"
af elese, em, milly & shannon 27. januar 2009
someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy


Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....
af lardlover 17. oktober 2011
animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing
Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!
af meaniewtf 8. juni 2009
An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.
"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
af Mitch Martin 8. august 2007
An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.
Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.
af gongkia 27. december 2003

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.
"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

af Stuey Atrium 3. december 2003

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