When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
af Bay City Bird Slapper 6. april 2011
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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
af Nebuchadnezzar 9. januar 2004
When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
God that is absolutely jizztastic
af Davetherave 31. januar 2006
word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was jizztastic.
af da jizzanatoR 15. juli 2010
(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
af thezongo 17. december 2009
Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!


You look jizztastic today!
af lolicakes 8. februar 2011
Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.
Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
af iShoulddaPulledOut 10. oktober 2011

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