Top Definition
To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
af Cosmixmaster 30. juni 2003
boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.
check out her jalops!
#boobs #tits #breasts #boobies #tig ol bitties
af Jared & Jessie <33 28. oktober 2005
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
#jalop #stupid #goofy #dumb #idiot
af roger khouri 26. november 2007
the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
#mind-blown #dumbfounded #electrified #high #highly intelligent ;
af Deek Méhöfwright 14. juni 2010
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
af The Penguin Incarnate 26. oktober 2003
Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
af Ahndi 25. september 2003
What Cosmix said
af AHH 24. september 2003
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