Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
#courtney #funny #weird #great #perfect #amazing
af MoonMoon 26. maj 2013
Ian
1.The act of bobbing your head while you talk
2. necrophiliac
1. Omg, my teacher is so annoying! he ians all the time!
2. What an ian!
#bobbing #teacher #necrophiliac #talk #head
af Carlos Gibert 10. juni 2011
Ian
A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.
Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already?

Marty: Get him drunk stunna!
#chubby #cute #alcoholic #jerk #guy
af seeISeverywhere 13. maj 2011
Ian
AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.
Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian
#pizza #king #jew #tiny dick #musty #greasy hair
af ianisakpj 28. september 2011
ian
a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian
person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3
#ian #sydney #fappable #best friends #hot #sexy #yummy
af mollyisgay 27. juli 2011
Ian
A strange asian with a rather large head. Typically dates girls who have large boobs. Likes to play guitar and talk like a baby. He is also scared to go to the pool because he is insecure about his body.
"Whoa. Look at that guys girlfriend, her tits are HUGE."
"His name must be Ian!"
#boobs #asian #freak #musician #poop
af SexayLaday6969 14. august 2011
Ian
A strange individual. His favorite beverage is urine. He has been known hate everything. Also known as "The Pisshead"
You know that pisshead, Ian, whom drank your piss.
Whom? What does that mean?
You must have talked to him, because your dumb now.
#pisshead #loser #troll #raghead #urine.
af Theangryafricanamerican 9. december 2011
Ian
A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.
example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
#ian #genitalia #chode #gay #homo #homosexual #pricy #hooker #male.
af klagarcles 29. oktober 2011
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