a woman who dresses in tight clothes and wears a large amount of makeup
Damn! Did you see Mindy with her titty hanging out on the dance floor? What a hoochie...
af Angel 26. april 2005
Top Definition
a female who appears to match a set of characteristics including: trashy, often inappropriately tight dress (with or without pudge overflowing waistband); eyebrows shaved and penciled back on in dramatic fashion; heavy, mostly monotonic makeup with dark lipstick; large, gaudy, costume-grade jewlery. Frequently accompanied by multiple children from different fathers (see baby-daddy).
"Damn, did you Estela's sister at the sideshow last night? Sportin' a camel toe through her jeans, cornrows, you know she's a straight-up hoochie"
af Jay-dub 19. maj 2004
A woman usually defined as being a promiscuous or other wise a slut. To be a true hoochie, a woman must be labled by a collection of other jealous females.
Did you see what Yolanda was wearing. All the guys were staring at her ass hanging out of those dukes. She is such a hoochie.
af javaboy 24. januar 2003
a girl/woman who advertises herself in such ways: small, tight clothes, sometimes no clothes, has a lot of public sex, slutty, too flirtatious, or a prostitution. Most of the time, has a negative reputation.
There was a hoochie walking down the hallway at school today.
af Hol Marie 24. oktober 2005
A female who dresses up and/or acts in an improper manner in order to gain the attention of males. Also known as a "slut" or hoe in some circles. Hoochies are often needy, annoying, loud, abnoxious and think their shit dont stink. They live of recieving attention. AKA Attention Whore
Yo that girl's straight Hoochie Status right now
af DjKlutch 20. oktober 2010
A hoochie wears every fashion statement from the previous decade in one outfit. Big ass earrings & big ass hair. Makeup caked on...seriously...like a layer cake! She will get butt ass drunk and sleep in that thick ass makeup, it will get all over clothes (that she also passed out in), and her car (where she passed out), and then the next day before she goes to the get some coffee (or takes a shower), she will apply more gaudy makeup on top of that old mess!

Sometimes her teeth are jacked up, and usually they have lipstick on them, but that doesn't stop the dudes from going after her. It's surprising to the women who are not hoochies, have good teeth, and are actually cute, that the men pass them up for the hoochie.

She has sex toys so outrageous and huge in her night stand that it makes you wonder if her vagina is a giant cave of some sort. People can't seem to resist those signs telling them "Next Exit: Zero Gravity Cave". And though her sign isn't written, it's spelled out by how drunk and obnoxious she acts. "Look at me! I'm drunk! I've got so much makeup on you can get sticky with me!"

She screws really hot guys, and professionals like doctors (in hospitals) and lawyers (at restaurants). Now, I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...But they do buy her plastic stripper shoes, and give her some money sometimes (she tells them it's for rent, but it's for cocaine).

The only one who doesn't want to bone her is her drug dealer (though he prolly did tap that ass at least once).
"Look at that hoochie! She's all up on your man like that...you need to get her nasty ass away from him before she gets her makeup all over that new shirt you bought him!"
af brainybabe 17. april 2015
SLutty chick who bums drinks off men at the bar and lives with her estranged babys daddy rent free in a shitty town. Easy to identify because they call other chicks Hoochies when theyare in fact the queen hoochie.
"Look at Beth, she's over there bummin drinks again. What a fuckin Hoochie Mama"
af Mayor of Malone 11. januar 2011

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