Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.
Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.
af nolse 27. januar 2009
A sore that may appear around the genitals due to sexual activites.
Look up Robin Sage for a visual example of herpes.
af envy86 30. april 2008
The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.
"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."
af JackBlackFrack 3. maj 2005
warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.
love is temporary, herpes is forever
af mark101 11. juni 2008
French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)
My herpes is in my ass.
af newt 3. januar 2004
1. A genital and mouth disease, received by sexual content or possibly kissing.

2. A good name for a Plano East girl that sleeps with many men/boys and does drugs.
1. This greatful disease called herpes has destroyed me forever...

2. *sniff sniff* Gawd, I think the tuna boat just rolled in...
Shh, here she comes...
af You know me... 11. november 2005
First sign sore throat
A girl gets it from swallowing sperm than you get Herpes
af Old Man145 29. august 2009

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