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A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
af Wordmaster B 2. januar 2005
The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.
"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"
af cafjosh 9. august 2007
A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.
Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut
af slugster 6. august 2014
Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.
Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."
af DannyK 1. juni 2005
While performing anal sex with a partner, you climax inside of the recipients anus. The by-product of that of which is released is considered "hazel nut"
Yo! I fucked that bitch in the ass. Then she shit out my hazel nut all over the bowl
af AssBlaster666 11. juni 2011
something very obvious.
1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard
af crunk m 1. juni 2005
Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.
Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
af WemerVshon 7. marts 2007

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