an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
af TheAlmightyBasedLord 28. september 2011
Acronym for He's A Mess.
Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.
af Hamalicious 27. september 2011
To go crazy,to act out in a wild way
She going ham on that dick!!!
af shaunell 18. juni 2008
A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches.
Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
af dikkid 17. oktober 2011
hot ass mess
damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams
af Brendo835 28. marts 2009
Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3
Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!
af Krazychichi18 2. maj 2007
slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
af Ligeia 22. juni 2011

Gratis Daglig Email

Skriv din email-adresse nedenunder for at få Dagens Urban Ord gratis hver morgen!

Emails sendes fra daily@urbandictionary.com. Vi lover ikke at spamme dig.

×