Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
af old skoolar 26. maj 2013
Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....
I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!
af trich010 20. november 2010
Hard
As A
Mother F*****
Yeah he went ham
af miklbikl2 11. august 2010
1.H.A.M. {Hawd as a muthfqka}
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.

2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham
1.Im boutsa go Ham in this new outfit I got, Imma shut the club down

2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place
af Q0703 21. februar 2010
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
af lazyfatbum 3. maj 2009
Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.
Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.
Hoe Ass Motherfucka
Teacher: Go to the office Daquan
Daquan: You a fucking H.A.M
af EastSide Teezy 12. marts 2016

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