Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
af old skoolar 26. maj 2013
H.A.M = honeybadger ass motherfucker
"I went HAM on those CPC's!"
af gerri2011 11. december 2011
Ham is the best meat ever
My ham sandwich was great
af Señor Steve 21. oktober 2011
Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way
You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
af SJW666 7. oktober 2011
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
af conceppie 14. august 2011
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
af lazyfatbum 3. maj 2009
demands attention 24/7
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me
af Nomerofshrimp 25. maj 2014
(v) to go crazy at a party after a long sober period. To go ham.
Look at them Vanderbrowns going ham.
af robbieb 23. februar 2014

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