Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
af old skoolar 26. maj 2013
Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....
I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!
af trich010 20. november 2010
Hard
As A
Mother F*****
Yeah he went ham
af miklbikl2 11. august 2010
1.H.A.M. {Hawd as a muthfqka}
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.

2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham
1.Im boutsa go Ham in this new outfit I got, Imma shut the club down

2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place
af Q0703 21. februar 2010
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
af lazyfatbum 3. maj 2009
Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.
Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
af Dick Suit1 16. december 2015
a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
af hamlord3000 4. juni 2015
demands attention 24/7
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me
af Nomerofshrimp 25. maj 2014

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