2) To completely 'drop the ball' on every person relying on you.
3) To suck at life in every aspect of its existance
**It's your job to organize the party, collect the money, & buy the booze...5 hours before the party begins someone else has 2 find u 2 find out that u r leaving for work in an hour, haven't got a DJ, & won't have time 2 buy the booze w/ 200+ people relying on u...O, & P.S. the liquor stores close in a half-hour!---OOPS! Looks like you GUTHed Up!**