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1. A person who is a guido and constantly acts like one, so instead of calling him by his first name you call him guids.
2. Usually has wierd italian name like Francesco or Carmencia
1. John: Hey this is so boring
David: Yea i wish we could do something fun
Billy: Hey somebody should call guids and tell him to come over
John: Yea we always have fun when guids is over.
af David Hudak 17. august 2007

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Derived from guido, but Mediterranean ethnicity is not required. The guidelines are: usually has a blowout, must think you are the man, must drink protein shakes, usually wears rocawear shirts, and must always have clean, fresh white sneakers. Usually douses himself in several gallons of cheap cologne, and has expensive sunglasses and smokes cigs.
Girl: Yo that guid just touched my ass.
Guid: Heyyo baby gimme a call later.
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A young man that possesses qualities not unlike the common "guido," but is not Italian. Most commonly very large Romanian or Norwegian men with extremely short friends that highlight his stature.
"Stop hasslin' me, Guid, you're not even Italian!"
af Kelly O'Mouse 21. november 2009

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Acronym for Globally Unique ID. A 128-bit identifier, which is supposed to be guaranteed unique. Used for identifying stuff like software objects. Originally it was formed by combining an Ethernet MAC address with a 100ns resolution timestamp, but now a more complex algorithm is used.
I just hit Ctrl-Shift-G in Borland Developer Studio and it gave me a new GUID: {E9BAA03C-E2BE-420D-9554-5A08B7548068}
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the act of accidently squirting a bit of diarrhea on a sexual partner while having sex/Birddogging
"god damnit, did you just guid on me again? it smells awful!"
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guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a sleaze; a pimp; a mack 2) one who can handle multiple girls simultaneously and effectively 3) one who spends time in a wife beater and heavy jewelry on his porch or in an above ground swimming pool 4) vt., to mack heavily and well; to sleaze multiple women at once; deftly
1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.

2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.
af Scott Bardo Maq 23. april 2005

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n. 1) A 19 year-old fifth year senior, going by the pseudonym of Nasty or Squirrelmaster. 2) A shameless sexual predator 3) One who only dates younger women
that squirrel is a dirty guid
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