Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.
That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!
af arsenalsucks 4. september 2011
Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"
Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard
af vfamousforlife 30. juni 2011
Someone that acts like a fool.
Trevor is a gooner.
af zackd42 11. december 2008
the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.
jill is gooner than brian.
af football junkie 7. juni 2009
An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?
af DevinWillson 14. maj 2009
A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.
"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
"Layla is such a gooner!"
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"
af BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix 5. november 2007
there is a gooner stuck in the dunny
af Anonymous 20. oktober 2003

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