Guy: ...entertaining. When the pastor said "You may kiss the bride," he surprised her with a full gable.
Girl: Aww, that's romantic!
Guy: It was, until he ripped her $3000 wedding dress. He's lucky; the doctor says he only has a few minor fractures.
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