Top Definition
The opposite of FTW (For the Win)
An acronym for "For the Loss"

You say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab-asses.
"People who think FTL means "For the Lose" are taking english tests FTL"
af selekta 11. oktober 2005
French The Llama.
Created by John Green of the Vlogbrothers(Youtube) after a competition run by DARPA. One Person said FTL and it meant for the loss. Nerdfighters then tricked John into thinking it was French The Llama. It is used when showing emphasis when someone doesnt want to say the F word.
E.g 1) Person 1 Look a whale!
Person 2 French The Llama that wail is big.
E.g. 2) Person 1 What does FTL mean.
Person 2 French The Llama
af Bezza27 28. december 2009
Stands for "For the loss". Often used in online-gaming.
Dude, we just wiped in Hellfire ramparts. Noob tank FTL.


I couldn't move! Cheap-ass keyboard FTL.
af tehlol 25. november 2007
Faster Than Light.
"I wish they would invent FTL drives soon and we'll start conquering planets outside our solar system!".
af DarkMatter42 22. marts 2010
An internet meme, or moomoo,from the Vlogbrother's video "Awesome Project Is Awesome" meaning:

"French the Llama"
"FTL! The squre root of (-1) is a letter?!?!?!?!" -John
af Neon8Wolf 20. december 2009
FTL = Failure To Launch. Refers to a growing trend where children, after graduating from university or college, move back home to live with their parents.
"The guy graduated with honours and yet he's back living in his parents' basement playing video games all day. A total FTL"
af WickedGurrl 27. februar 2012
For the lulz

*Doing something for the sheer enjoyment of it.
I'm going to pee on this guy's house ftl.
af eyerandom 11. maj 2010

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