n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
af Lutron Deluxe 26. april 2006
A long, log shaped turd.
Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.
af peelincaps 9. april 2010