1. My mothers boyfriend, Joey.
2. A bastard
Joey: *shines flashlight in my face repeatedly.
Me:Your a dick, I'm going to put your name for dick as a definition.
Joey: Ok. I don't think you have the drive from it though.
Me: * immediately does it.*
af Ambi 21. januar 2013
A Wally or a dumbass prick who roams the house all day feeling his crotch and is obsessed with haircuts.
wally kid:yo suck my dick


af shizzzzat 6. oktober 2008
slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.
"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"
af Joshy Berger 21. marts 2008
Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.
You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!
af mattizle 16. maj 2005
To hall off and kill some bitch.
This guy was totally being a dick, like word.
af marshalldroid 8. juli 2010
What your mom sucked last night
"suck my dick." "my mom did it already." "wow..."
af TheLatterOption 4. februar 2010
An official slang name for a police man
It is said by John, in a classic Family Feud episode, where Richard Dawson asks a question:

Richard: Name a slang name for a police man.

John: Dick!
af Andrew14 16. januar 2010

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